tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

A message from wizrdcudi
YOURE TACKY AND I HATE YOU

SO MEAN

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

hospitalstays:

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school cum

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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moonemojii:

How to sext

moonemojii:

How to sext

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

OMFG

birolesmantic:

HOW HARD IS IT TO USE GENDER NEUTRAL LANGUAGE??
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY “Good morning, class” OR “Hello everybody”
INSTEAD OF “Good morning, ladies and gentleman” OR “Hello, boys and girls”
JESUS CHRIST