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GEORGE, WA - MAY 26: Emily Haines of Metric performs as part of Day 2 of the Sasquatch! Music Festival at the Gorge Amphitheatre on May 26, 2012 in George, Washington.

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Emily Haines and Jimmy Shaw

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Emily, Jimmy, Joshua and Joules

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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_{Look, I don’t want any part of this. And I can’t believe that you’re still doing it after I explained the obvious lesson smacking you in the face.}

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