if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
- Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
- Harry: bitch I might be
I LOVE RIHANNA AND MILEY