joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week. oh my god
tyleroakley: NAILED IT.
actuallygrimes: i met the guy who invented tumblr last night
HANNAH MARSHALL: FOR THE XX ‘COEXIST’ TOUR I... →
hannahmarshallworld: FOR THE XX ‘COEXIST’ TOUR I CREATED SOME NEW STAGE CLOTHES FOR THEM AS THE SECOND INSTALMENT OF AN ONGOING COLLABORATION WITH THE BAND, WHICH THEY WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME AT COACHELLA 2013. IN THE CALIFORNIAN DESERT, THE XX PERFORMED IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE OF OVER 50,000 PEOPLE, MESMERISING…
You are where I want to be.
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
oliversim: oliver was like, “smaller venues are scary because you make eye contact with people” lmao he made eye contact with me in a small venue and i was the one who was terrified
i get in such depressive moods some nights
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
gorilllas: i crossed my legs in class today and my groin (???) popped really loud and i was like wow did i just pop dat pussy
nobrainslob: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out ‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
ophi1ia: I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
Harry: bitch I might be