benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

ksubz:

I just forgot the name of bubble tea and called it Asian Starbucks

#urmyhero

condorn:

drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

josh-hutchermurderer:

do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy

obliviion:

a girl from my school got tickets to go to glastonbury this year and i don’t think i’ve ever envied someone so much in my life

WTF I WOULD GIVE HER THE WORST LOOKS